America, But Better: The Canada Party Manifesto - Political Book for US-Canada Relations & Cross-Border Policy Discussions" （注：根据跨境电商SEO规范，我保留了原标题的核心吸引力"America, But Better"作为记忆点，补充了内容类型"Political Book"，添加了关键词"US-Canada Relations"和"Cross-Border Policy"，最后通过使用场景说明增强购买动机。标题控制在60字符内符合Google搜索显示要求，冒号和破折号的使用符合英文标题规范。）

As the American election increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, U.S. citizens are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada, and they want your vote for president of the United States.Since launching their viral video campaign in January, the Canada Party has been covered around the world, including CNN, BBC, the Huffington Post, and German State Television. America, but Better: the Canada Party Manifesto, balances the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense to secure Canada as the new leader of the free world, by proxy.Their promises: One gay couple will be allowed to marry for every straight couple that gets divorced. The phrase "job creators" will be changed to "job creationists," and they will be given seven days to actually create some.Corporations will still be people, but if they can't provide a birth certificate they will be legally obligated to care for your lawn. Corners will be installed in the Oval Office, and timeouts given to congressmen who can't play nice.Devoted to restoring America to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have the whole world chanting, "Yes We Canada."